Smurgling – A Tuesday Tickle

Smurgling

Symptoms: Varied including sucking at clothing, owner’s earlobes, nose, fingers, and skin, also drooling, glazed expression. Often accompanied by kneading and high-volume purring.

Treatment: Ultimately incurable. It is possible to remove smurglable items from around the cat. The ailment may be transmitted to humans in the form of large laundry bills, misshapen clothing and chapped skin.

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