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Stray Cat Rules – A Tuesday Tickle

November 3, 2015

Stray cats will not be fed. Stray cats will only be fed dry cat food. Stray cats may have dry cat food moistened with a little milk, but that is all. Stray cats may have dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and tuna. Stray cats absolutely will not be played with. Alright, […]

Becky and the Monster – A Tuesday Tickle

October 13, 2015

Becky, one of our awesome pet sitters, recently had some fun with a chocolate lab named Rugar Rose. Here is an exciting story in Becky's own words. Now remember, we are pet sitters and nature lovers, in their proper places. 😉 So, today Rugar Rose and I were sitting in the family room in the […]

Nine Peeves Dogs Have About Humans – A Tuesday Tickle

October 6, 2015

Blaming your farts on me…not funny at all!! Yelling at me for barking…I'M A DOG! Taking me for a walk and not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why […]

LAWS OF CATS

September 29, 2015

~~Author Unknown~~ 1 – Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force – such as the opening of cat food or a mouse scurrying nearby. 2 – Law of Cat Motion A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a […]

From the Dog to God – A Tuesday Tickle

July 28, 2015

Dear God – I have some questions I really need answered. Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? When I get to heaven, can I sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?  Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, […]

From the Dog to God – A Tuesday Tickle

July 21, 2015

Dear God help me remember the list of things I must remember to be a good dog: 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.  2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.  3. […]

Greeblingz – A Tuesday Tickle

July 7, 2015

Greeblingz Symptoms:  Random dashes and helter-skelter running through house in pursuit of unseen prey. My one kitty, Tallulah, is doing it right now. Greeblingz are believed to be non-visible entities, and some authorities have linked them to UFO sightings or feel that they may be diminutive other-dimensional beings. Cats suffering from greeblingz typically have wild-eyed […]

Smurgling – A Tuesday Tickle

June 30, 2015

Smurgling Symptoms: Varied including sucking at clothing, owner’s earlobes, nose, fingers, and skin, also drooling, glazed expression. Often accompanied by kneading and high-volume purring. Treatment: Ultimately incurable. It is possible to remove smurglable items from around the cat. The ailment may be transmitted to humans in the form of large laundry bills, misshapen clothing and chapped skin. * * […]

Lap Fungus Disorder – A Tuesday Tickle

June 23, 2015

Lap Fungus Disorder Symptoms: Having taken over a human lap, the cat proceeds to spread in all directions. This may be accompanied by secondary symptoms such as high volume purring, drooling, kneading and snoring. The condition is highly contagious and several fungoid cats may infest a lap simultaneously. Treatment: Topical treatment with proprietary anti-fungals is ineffective. Prompt treatment […]


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